Sunday, May 10, 2009

Aspirin Cake


Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
Turn down T.V.
Remove toys from countertop.
Measure 2 cups of flour.
Get baking powder.
Remove toddler's hands from flour.
Put flour, baking powder and salt into sifter.
Vacuum mixture off kitchen floor. (Toddler spilled.)
Get an egg.
Answer telephone.
Separate egg and make baby bottle.
Grease pan; salesman at door.
Take 1/4 inch of salt from greased pan and look for toddler.
Put mess in wastebasket.
Dishes into dishwasher.
Call the bakery.
Take an aspirin

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